Definitions by V puppet

Tan-Ma 

That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.

"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."

"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."

Tan-Ma by V puppet June 17, 2019

Tan-Pa 

That white-haired dude at the beach who lays out all day, barely moving except to spray himself with coconut oil and roll over. Brown as a nut. Always alone. Just him, a towel and the sun. Commonly wears a speedo.

"Ever since Bob retired all he does is lay out on the beach. He's there from sun up to sundown. He's a total Tan-Pa."

Tan-Pa by V puppet June 17, 2019