Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024
Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).
Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!
by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024
A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024
A radical movie released in 2007 by Quentin Tarantino, with a cool plot, soundtrack, and special effects. The story is a tad bit jumped, but it’s my favorite movie!! It is also referenced in the web series EVERYMAN HYBRID, as Evan Myers is seen wearing a DEATH PROOF cap (same cap i own), and a shirt with the death proof car logo on it.
by Utter_Lozer November 11, 2024
AO3 (abbreviation of Archive Of Our Own) Is a fanfiction site thats been around for a while. It’s so, so much worse than wattpad, once you browse it you can’t go back. Horrific tags like “Lasgna as lube” “incorrect use of eyesocket” and “Rape” are strangely present. Take it from me, never read ANYTHING on AO3.
Person 1: I’m gonna read this fic on AO3!
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 09, 2024
Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024