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dadlad

middle aged bloke who had a kid when he was 18 and tries to recapture his youth by inviting himself out with his lad and his lads mates complete with tattoos and a t shirt just about covering his growing beer gut.

Oh shite Adam is out, that means Dadlad will be out as well throwing shapes and drinking trendy beers..... No pulling for us tonight unless we find a Mamlass for him!

by Usernamealreadytaken September 13, 2014

Mondayitis

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014