Definitions by Username 1552

Pity Party 

When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends

I have no friends so I'm throwing a pity party

Pity Party by Username 1552 September 4, 2021

Angry Orchard 

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

Angry Orchard by Username 1552 December 18, 2020

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

Poober 

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

Poober by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

¯_(ツ)_/¯

What happens when you try to type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ on Reddit due to its formatting system (\ is an escape character)

Who is your most favorite person in the world?

User: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

¯_(ツ)_/¯ by Username 1552 April 20, 2018

Atheist 

According to Christians, all atheists are dumb, attack christians, and worship satan

In reality, not all atheists attack religious people, and they can be smart, and they don't choose to worship anything. Its more like the Christians attacking the atheists. they are normal people like you and me.

I have many atheist friends, and they respect what i believe

Atheist: I'm an atheist
Christian: you are stupid for believing in no god. you are gonna go to hell
Atheist: Its great that you're a christian, i just choose to be an atheist

Atheist by Username 1552 January 4, 2015