Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.
Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Butters
You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...
You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...
by Usebleach October 11, 2020
C.H.B. stands for COUNCIL HOUSE BARRISTER, and is someone who is believed to have lived in a council house(NOT), who failed their exams, and made friends with crackheads, before they slept their way into Oxford/Cambridge, and then to the BAR.
Oxford Neighbour1 talking to neighbour2: "Here comes that C.H.B with that decent man."
Neighbour 2: "Well at least there's no camels."
Neighbour 2: "Well at least there's no camels."
by Usebleach March 12, 2020
L.P stands for Low Profile
by Usebleach December 26, 2021