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Freebasing
the blue-collar art of inhaling the fumes produced by cooking drugs in a spoon, typically with a lighter
"Hey Tim, are you ready to do the podcast?"
"What?"
"The podcast"
"No, fuck off"
"What's that smell?"
"I don't know"
"It smells funny in here"
"Maybe it's your ass"
"Well it smells funny!"
"What're you a detective now?"
"Have you been freebasing again?"
"Shut up, Ben"
"What's today?"
"I don't know"
"Isn't it Wednesday the 20th?"
"Why don't you go look at your phone instead of asking me? What am I your secretary now?"
"Oh damn, it is... you're supposed to be on Rogan's podcast tomorrow"
"Fuck... god damnit Ben... hey, do you think he'd be mad if we cancelled?"
"Yeah, I think he'd be really mad"
"We could tell him you're in the hospital or something. Call him and tell him you got us into a car wreck & we're both in the hospital. Say it was your fault & you're sorry"
"Hahahaha, I'm not going to do that"
"What do you mean you're not going to do that?"
"I'm not going to do it"
"Devan would do it"
"Devan's too dumb to run the audio & the audience hates his laugh"
"Fuck my life"
"..."
"Fuck the audience"
"Hahahaha"
"Well quit sitting around looking stupid and go get the podcast ready"
"You wanna do the podcast now?"
"Well we don't really have a choice if I'm supposed to be doing Rogan tomorrow"
"Ok"
"Close the door on your way out"
"Ok"
*door closes*
"dirtbag"
"What?"
"The podcast"
"No, fuck off"
"What's that smell?"
"I don't know"
"It smells funny in here"
"Maybe it's your ass"
"Well it smells funny!"
"What're you a detective now?"
"Have you been freebasing again?"
"Shut up, Ben"
"What's today?"
"I don't know"
"Isn't it Wednesday the 20th?"
"Why don't you go look at your phone instead of asking me? What am I your secretary now?"
"Oh damn, it is... you're supposed to be on Rogan's podcast tomorrow"
"Fuck... god damnit Ben... hey, do you think he'd be mad if we cancelled?"
"Yeah, I think he'd be really mad"
"We could tell him you're in the hospital or something. Call him and tell him you got us into a car wreck & we're both in the hospital. Say it was your fault & you're sorry"
"Hahahaha, I'm not going to do that"
"What do you mean you're not going to do that?"
"I'm not going to do it"
"Devan would do it"
"Devan's too dumb to run the audio & the audience hates his laugh"
"Fuck my life"
"..."
"Fuck the audience"
"Hahahaha"
"Well quit sitting around looking stupid and go get the podcast ready"
"You wanna do the podcast now?"
"Well we don't really have a choice if I'm supposed to be doing Rogan tomorrow"
"Ok"
"Close the door on your way out"
"Ok"
*door closes*
"dirtbag"
Freebasing by UrbanDictionaryUsername7 May 10, 2026