Definitions by Urban homeless man

Puerto Rican slime muncher

Where are man makes slime inside of a woman's asscrack and makes her shit it out into his mouth

Where is tim.
Oh he's getting a Puerto Rican slime muncher

Puerto Rican slime muncher by Urban homeless man March 13, 2026

The Alabama chrome dome

When you wax all the hair off of someone's head then proceed to tie a dildo to it then use the hair fashionably formed into a chain to luanch it up someone's ass at ludicrous speed

I saw this dude get hit with the Alabama chrome dome

The Alabama chrome dome by Urban homeless man March 13, 2026

Blue Banana

The act of shoving a frozen banana up your ass and watching the entirety of bluey

I just saw a homeless man do a blue banana.

Blue Banana by Urban homeless man October 15, 2025