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The final stage of finite boredom.
A: I am zaxqsc1wdv2efb3rgn4thm5yj,6uk.7il/8o;9p'0-=\ZAXQSC!WDV@EFB#RGN$THM%YJ<^UK>&IL?*O:(P"){_}+|.
B: I am only qazqwertyuiopwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
C: I am only qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
D: I am super bored.
A, B, and C: you are the least bored of us.

qscazwxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

When you find a new qwerty pattern, but you mess it up, and you find something someone came up with earlier.
A: qscazwxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
B: someone came up with that!
A: oh no! I meant qscazwxedrgnthfvbyjmukilop
B: womp womp

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The ultimate stage of boredom. It is infinitely more bored than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. People who experience this are too bored for BASE jumping without a parachute, or making toasted water.
A: I am qwertgbvcxzasdfyuiop;/.,mnhjkl\'QWERTGBVCXZASDFYUIOP:?><MNHJKL{}|"`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+
B: Shouldn't you die from boredom?
A: I'm too bored for that.

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

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QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNm is very important

qdweaszxcrhtyfgvbnuliojkmp 

when you are bored enough to look for qwertyuioppasdfghjklzxcvbnm combinations on urban dictionary (qscazwxedrgnthfvbyjmukilop, for example. Don't worry, I haven't done this one yet) , but ou are so bored and so tired they you do lousy definitions. That act is called qdweaszxcrhtyfgvbnuliojkmp
A: qscazwxedrgnthfvbyjmukilop. it means boredom
B: you just qdweaszxcrhtyfgvbnuliojkmped
A: qdweaszxcrhtyfgvbnuliojkmp? what does that mean?
B: check on urban dictionary

qazqwertyuioppwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm + qazwsxedcrfvvtgbyhnujmikkolp
a; qazqwertyuioppwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
b; ok
a; it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm+qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp