Urban Dictionary Staffage's definitions

qwertyuioplmnkjbvhgcxfdzas

You have reached beyond boredom. You have discovered qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and have reached the 7th stage of boredom. You tried to beat urban dictionary. But I got here first.

mnnbvcxzaqwertyuioplkjhgfds. no, that didn't work. how about qwertyuioplmnkjbvhgcxfdzas. surely that works. DANG IT!!!!!!!!!!!

by Urban Dictionary Staffage November 25, 2024

qwszaerfcxdtyhbvguikmnjopl

your so bored you look at random words on urban dictionary

Person: qwszaerfcxdtyhbvguikmnjopl
other person: ok, do you want a therapist?
Person: why?
other person: because you are perpetually bored

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 1, 2024

Urban Dictionary Staffage

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.

A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 2, 2024

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The final stage of finite boredom.

A: I am zaxqsc1wdv2efb3rgn4thm5yj,6uk.7il/8o;9p'0-=\ZAXQSC!WDV@EFB#RGN$THM%YJ<^UK>&IL?*O:(P"){_}+|.
B: I am only qazqwertyuiopwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
C: I am only qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
D: I am super bored.
A, B, and C: you are the least bored of us.

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 5, 2024

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is not a word!!!

A phrase only spoken by idiots with an IQ of -21

A: Hey, I am bored.
B: Look at urban dictionary
A: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
B: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is not a word!!!
A: Haha tricked you! This was an IQ test! You got -21 IQ

by Urban Dictionary Staffage November 26, 2024

QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNm

boredom that leads to creativity

QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNm is very important

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 2, 2024

qscazwxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

When you find a new qwerty pattern, but you mess it up, and you find something someone came up with earlier.

A: qscazwxedrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
B: someone came up with that!
A: oh no! I meant qscazwxedrgnthfvbyjmukilop
B: womp womp

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 5, 2024