Upsilon226's definitions

Yankor

A dude who likes to take long shits near the beach, drink cold monsters throughout the day and look at himself in the mirror; all while having stylish hair.

Cindy loo: Hey dad, what's that over there?

Dad: That Honey, is the rare Yankor.

Cindy loo: Can I pet it?

Dad: Absolutely not, you should never disturb one while they are shitting or hybernating.

by Upsilon226 December 24, 2013