one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
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one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.
Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.
by Unkle Nasty 69 February 04, 2025
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