Definitions by Unkle Nasty 69

one-eyed pizza 

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

one-eyed pizza by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

one-eyed pizza 

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

one-eyed pizza by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025