Definitions by Unequal balls Johnson
Pedodent
A president who is perceived to protect, excuse, associate with, or otherwise go easy on convicted or alleged pedophiles. The particular talent of pedodents is the tendency to appear in photographs - chatting, partying, hugging, kissing, or otherwise enjoying themselves - alongside people who either are, or will eventually be, convicted of pedophilia.
A: “Why the fuck is the president posing for a photo with a convicted pedophile?”
B: “You seriously don't know that he's a pedodent?”
A: “Why does every scandal involving a convicted pedophile eventually contain a photograph of the president?”
B: “It's called pedodent continuity. Every administration needs a consistent visual theme.”
A: “The president says he barely knew the guy.”
B: “Interesting. Because apparently he barely knew him at seventeen different charity dinners, three weddings, two yacht parties and the Christmas card.”
B: “You seriously don't know that he's a pedodent?”
A: “Why does every scandal involving a convicted pedophile eventually contain a photograph of the president?”
B: “It's called pedodent continuity. Every administration needs a consistent visual theme.”
A: “The president says he barely knew the guy.”
B: “Interesting. Because apparently he barely knew him at seventeen different charity dinners, three weddings, two yacht parties and the Christmas card.”
Pedodent by Unequal balls Johnson August 24, 2026
