3 definition by Uncy Joe

Top Definition

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 13, 2017

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble

Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"

by Uncy Joe August 13, 2017

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe August 13, 2017