Definitions by Uncy Joe

Garden turtle 

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

Garden turtle by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Garden turtle 

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

Garden turtle by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

A load of hot cock 

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble

Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"

A load of hot cock by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017