A load of hot cock

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble
Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"
by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017
mugGet the A load of hot cockmug.

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018
mugGet the Garden turtlemug.

Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline
by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017
mugGet the Garden turtlemug.

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