Definitions by Uncle boozer

Curling one out 

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

Curling one out by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

Choking the chegwin 

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

Choking the chegwin by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Choking the chegwin 

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

Choking the chegwin by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018