Uncle boozer's definitions

Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018