Uncle Steve The Crack Addict's definitions

Sadsturbate

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.

Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict October 15, 2017

Bunging The Booce

A sexual act in which one takes thin little pretzel sticks, and shoves it up their urethra.

Matt bunged Mellisa's Booce last night. They broke up the next day. Moral of the story. Don't try "Bunging The Booce".

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict June 25, 2016

Gack

A word used by a fucking idiotic British person who tried to create his own language while playing video games on YouTube.

Gavin of Achievement Hunter used the word 'gack' and was promptly called a fucking idiot.

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict June 14, 2016