Definitions by Uncle Squatch

Hot Squat

Using an Unprotected WiFi. Like using a vacant house for shelter.

Hold on.... let me switch over to the Hot Squat in this area so this site doesn't rape my data.

Hot Squat by Uncle Squatch February 9, 2026

The Giddy up 

Slang for from the beginning or from the start.

My day has been trash from the giddy up!

"You couldn't tell me that from the giddy up?"

The Giddy up by Uncle Squatch January 28, 2025

JavaHead 

A coffee enthusiast.

Man, Tom is such a JavaHead, he's drank the whole pot.

JavaHead by Uncle Squatch August 23, 2024