A roman is an animal usually found in the Appalachian mountains of western north carolina. They moan in peoples ears and watch porn on school computers and jerk off in the bathroom. They have the mindset of a pimp but they are a simp. They are dumb as fuck and wear yellow sweaters. They try to date lots of emo girls and they call people toe-suckers even though their ass is on feet finder. They are very rare and very hard to catch. To catch one, you have to start fieldgoaling them. Then you catch him.
by Uncle Snap March 03, 2023
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