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Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.
Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my room up. I literally spent three days cleaning her slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could have had at least a head start and get the fuck out of there when she exploded!
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
Get the Slimer mug.A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.
That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!
by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017
Get the Snail Trail mug.Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.
I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.
by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016
Get the Uncle Chud mug.Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts." It can also be associated with R.I.P. because the smell will annihilate anyone who is unworthy of possessing its devastating power.
I took a girl out to breakfast this morning and hit rip style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served an omelette with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs, and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered. It smelled so horrendous that it actually created the illusion that it smelled delicious.
by Uncle Renegade May 10, 2017
Get the Rip Style mug.Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.
Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my bedroom. I literally spent three days cleaning her pussy slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could at least have had a head start and got the fuck out of there when she exploded!
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
Get the Slimer mug.A Pee-Poo-Party (PPP) is when you have a group of people, depending on your gender and what your preference is, standing around in a circle with a single person sitting in the middle while everyone standing around them pees and craps all over their face and body. The subject being "Humiliated" can do as he/she pleases while receiving a warm shower from the Gods above. In the form of humiliation, the subject 'sub' may cry or squirm in displeasure and maybe be forced to swallow whatever fluids or fecal matter that may come. Otherwise, it can be done in some cultures as an initiation of becoming an adult or can be done by the LGBTQ community because they are satanists and enjoy that shit.
There's an ad on Craigslist for a pee poo party at an abandoned movie theater downtown main street tomorrow. It said something about a guys wife disobeyed him and her punishment is a bunch of rando's taking turns unloading everything they got in her face sounds like a party to me!
by Uncle Renegade May 23, 2020
Get the Pee Poo Party mug.A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.
Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.
by Uncle Renegade April 8, 2017
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