Uncle Renegade's definitions

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

Cum Dumpster

A cum dumpster is a female that will allow any guy to cum inside of them. They don't use condoms because they either "don't like the feeling " it gives or they are purposely trying to get pregnant to receive handouts, child support, or government assistance to maintain their spending or drug habits without ever having to work. They will usually go around baiting men with sayings like "I will let you do anything you want to me." And once they got you about to finish, they'll hold your arms down and ride you like a Harley until you are completely drained. It's like a community dumpster full of semen. Ten men will enter. Nine will walk away, all likely with a sexually transmitted disease. The 1 will be stuck with child support until he decides committing suicide would be better then dealing with the pain of gonorrhea and having to hand over money to a slut every month.

Ayy bruh, you get summa' dat pie last night? Shitt mayne, she told me dat she hadda' apple pie and it was uh nasty cream pie bruh. Looked like a cum dumpster bruh. Prolly' from all dose' dudes she be hookin' up wit, I should prolly get checked yadadamean?

by Uncle Renegade March 3, 2017

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017

Pee Poo Party

A Pee-Poo-Party (PPP) is when you have a group of people, depending on your gender and what your preference is, standing around in a circle with a single person sitting in the middle while everyone standing around them pees and craps all over their face and body. The subject being "Humiliated" can do as he/she pleases while receiving a warm shower from the Gods above. In the form of humiliation, the subject 'sub' may cry or squirm in displeasure and maybe be forced to swallow whatever fluids or fecal matter that may come. Otherwise, it can be done in some cultures as an initiation of becoming an adult or can be done by the LGBTQ community because they are satanists and enjoy that shit.

There's an ad on Craigslist for a pee poo party at an abandoned movie theater downtown main street tomorrow. It said something about a guys wife disobeyed him and her punishment is a bunch of rando's taking turns unloading everything they got in her face sounds like a party to me!

by Uncle Renegade May 23, 2020

Slimer

Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.

Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my bedroom. I literally spent three days cleaning her pussy slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could at least have had a head start and got the fuck out of there when she exploded!

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017