Definitions by Uncle Renegade
Rip Style
Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."
I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.
Rip Style by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017
Snail Trail
A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.
That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!
Snail Trail by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017
The Ripperoni
The Ripperoni is where someone takes methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main chemical property found in cannabis. In order to combine the two, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. While allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough power, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. Once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. The user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an AC-130. As they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.
I just came back from my uncle's trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master The Ripperoni. He's got a tombstone marked with RIP in his front yard with all his shitty underwear that he sacrificed in a grave trying to master the technique. God bless him
The Ripperoni by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017
Full Retard
A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.
Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.
Full Retard by Uncle Renegade April 8, 2017
Cum Dumpster
A cum dumpster is a female that will allow any guy to cum inside of them. They don't use condoms because they either "don't like the feeling " it gives or they are purposely trying to get pregnant to receive handouts, child support, or government assistance to maintain their spending or drug habits without ever having to work. They will usually go around baiting men with sayings like "I will let you do anything you want to me." And once they got you about to finish, they'll hold your arms down and ride you like a Harley until you are completely drained. It's like a community dumpster full of semen. Ten men will enter. Nine will walk away, all likely with a sexually transmitted disease. The 1 will be stuck with child support until he decides committing suicide would be better then dealing with the pain of gonorrhea and having to hand over money to a slut every month.
Ayy bruh, you get summa' dat pie last night? Shitt mayne, she told me dat she hadda' apple pie and it was uh nasty cream pie bruh. Looked like a cum dumpster bruh. Prolly' from all dose' dudes she be hookin' up wit, I should prolly get checked yadadamean?
Cum Dumpster by Uncle Renegade March 3, 2017
Uncle Chud
Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.
I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.
Uncle Chud by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016
Pubilee Dubilee
The act of smoking pubic hair laced with marijuana. It is generally preferred from an attractive female with good personal hygiene. After the pubes are properly washed, they are freshly cut and can be consumed through a joint or sprinkled in a pipe. A strong hallucinogenic or euphoric high can be achieved depending on the soap or shampoo that is used to treat the pubes.
The high priestess blesseth me with her golden silk pubes, cut with precision and handed down from the heavens I shall smoke thee. *Holds joint to the sun* Thank you Lord for this.. Pubilee dubilee.
Pubilee Dubilee by Uncle Renegade May 22, 2016