Uncle Renegade's definitions

Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017

Strawberry Pubes

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.

I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.

by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

Cum Dumpster

A cum dumpster is a female that will allow any guy to cum inside of them. They don't use condoms because they either "don't like the feeling " it gives or they are purposely trying to get pregnant to receive handouts, child support, or government assistance to maintain their spending or drug habits without ever having to work. They will usually go around baiting men with sayings like "I will let you do anything you want to me." And once they got you about to finish, they'll hold your arms down and ride you like a Harley until you are completely drained. It's like a community dumpster full of semen. Ten men will enter. Nine will walk away, all likely with a sexually transmitted disease. The 1 will be stuck with child support until he decides committing suicide would be better then dealing with the pain of gonorrhea and having to hand over money to a slut every month.

Ayy bruh, you get summa' dat pie last night? Shitt mayne, she told me dat she hadda' apple pie and it was uh nasty cream pie bruh. Looked like a cum dumpster bruh. Prolly' from all dose' dudes she be hookin' up wit, I should prolly get checked yadadamean?

by Uncle Renegade March 3, 2017

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

Pubilee Dubilee

The act of smoking pubic hair laced with marijuana. It is generally preferred from an attractive female with good personal hygiene. After the pubes are properly washed, they are freshly cut and can be consumed through a joint or sprinkled in a pipe. A strong hallucinogenic or euphoric high can be achieved depending on the soap or shampoo that is used to treat the pubes.

The high priestess blesseth me with her golden silk pubes, cut with precision and handed down from the heavens I shall smoke thee. *Holds joint to the sun* Thank you Lord for this.. Pubilee dubilee.

by Uncle Renegade May 22, 2016