ambiwankstrous

The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand

"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous

by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

Pull the pud

To masturbate,to burp the worm

"That was a great episode of Baywatch last night.Soon as it finished I had to go upstairs and pull the pud

by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

backscuttle

Verb - To engage in sexual intercourse with your chosen partner from behind,doggy style

"I picked up some blart at the pub last night,took her home and backscuttled the tart.

by Uncle Len April 25, 2004