Uncle Junk's definitions

ass laugh

The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.

While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!

by Uncle Junk July 6, 2007

cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.

He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.

by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006

funraiser

1. a person who solicits fun and happiness.

2. a gathering held for such solicitation.

Those two have so much fun together just being around them is a funraiser!

by Uncle Junk July 7, 2007