Uncle Jordan's definitions

smdmf

Litterally means "suck my dick mother fucker", Most commonly used in chat rooms, text messages, or IM.

Gamer1: Stop killing me!

gamer2: SMDMF!!!!!!!!!!

by Uncle Jordan January 17, 2009

Chocolate Milkshake

When a guy cums in a cup with syrup and makes his whore drink it.

Whore: My man made me a great chocolate milkshake last night.

Little Brother: Tell him to make me one.

by Uncle Jordan January 17, 2009