Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Errant Beavers
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
Errant Beavers by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
Petroligarchs
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.
Petroligarchs by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021
Baby needs a Benadryl
Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
Baby needs a Benadryl by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
Dumbtitlement
COVID-positive California teacher, actively symptomatic, read to her class without a breathing mask and got more than half of her students sick. In MAGA's suicide cult Dumbtitlement runs rampant and is literally putting people at risk.
Dumbtitlement by Uncle Joosie August 30, 2021
Psaki Shade
after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
Psaki Shade by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
Nanopatticles
anti-vaxxer, dangerous loon and doctor of philosophy Naomi Wolf got too crazy even for Twitter and she was banned, her timeline reduced to Nanopatticles... which was also a dopey word she tweeted once
Nanopatticles by Uncle Joosie June 5, 2021
Ivankanomics
Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"
Ivankanomics by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021