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Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024
mugGet the Stoned Tuckermug.

Fixed Noise

The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
mugGet the Fixed Noisemug.

DeSanticide

Cause of COVID deaths in Florida
The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022
mugGet the DeSanticidemug.

Whorepocrisy

On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was “Whorepocrisy.”
by Uncle Joosie December 2, 2020
mugGet the Whorepocrisymug.

Doggie ADD (DADD)

Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.
by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018
mugGet the Doggie ADD (DADD)mug.

Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
mugGet the Bored Journalist Syndromemug.

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
mugGet the Bored Journalist Syndromemug.

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