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Paramus NJ Casino Mobster trump and his Red Hats think Jesus, Judge Pirro and Alex Jones are gonna reinstate him as fake-POTUS in August so he can reclaim the position he stole with Russia in 2016. They're all feverishly working toward a Stoup so Biden is evicted and donald can go back to doing no work and complaining about Rosie O'Donnell.
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
Get the Stoupmug. recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
Get the florida rape vanmug. At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
Get the Bored Journalist Syndromemug. Cletus the HysteriCon heard about a baker being forced to make a cake for a gay wedding and was so enraged that he camped outside the bakery with a gun; wrote a letter to the editor; and upvoted some nazi posts on Reddit.
by Uncle Joosie May 19, 2018
Get the HysteriConmug. The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
Get the Fixed Noisemug. On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was “Whorepocrisy.”
by Uncle Joosie December 2, 2020
Get the Whorepocrisymug. The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022
Get the DeSanticidemug.