Definitions by Uncle Jimmy

alastair wood 

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

alastair wood by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

polish shower 

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

polish shower by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006