Uncle Jimmy 's definitions

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006