polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"
by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006
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alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
by Uncle Jimmy March 24, 2016
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