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Definitions by Uncle Jimmy

alastair wood 

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids

polish shower 

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell
"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"
polish shower by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006