3 definitions by Uncle Jerry Sandusky

Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015

jizzum jellyfish

After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.

"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014

Facebook guerilla

A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.

I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky March 3, 2015