Definitions by Uncle Dewey

The Big Clock 

When you are working on overtime and not straight time.

Employee #1 : Man, I can't believe I got to work eight hours today.

Employee #2 : It don't bother me cause I'm on the big clock.

The Big Clock by Uncle Dewey December 9, 2008

triple crown 

When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.

There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.

triple crown by Uncle Dewey July 24, 2008

On the arm 

Getting something free of charge. Police lingo for free.

Dunkin Donuts girl: That will be $1.56 for that coffee officer.

Police Officer: You must be new here. This ones on the arm.

On the arm by Uncle Dewey July 23, 2008

Major Andre

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.

While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.

Major Andre by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

left handed Spaniard 

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

left handed Spaniard by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

swamp guinea

Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".

Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.

swamp guinea by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005

pre-spoo 

When a guy is fooling around with a chick and his unit is rock hard and leaks a little seman out.

I was making out with this hot chick last night and I was hard as a rock. It was awesome but I ended up with a little pre-spoo in my boxer shorts.

pre-spoo by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005