Uncle Cornpone's definitions

Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

specRACKular

Adjective applied to a pleasingly buxom woman. She must be attractive enough to be considered sexy or at least pretty even without the bodacious boobage and her uber-mammosity cannot be the product of the surgeon's art.

She'd have been hot even if she wore a b-cup, but with those pulse-pounding party-pillows she was absolutely specRACKular!

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005