BBPP

(Bubble Bubble Puff Puff) To indicate that someone has been smoking pot.(From the sound of a hit being taken from a bong)

What the hell is David talking about?

I dunno. BBPP.

by Uncle Boe September 24, 2010

Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

by Uncle Boe October 19, 2010

Bturd

A turd that keeps rearing it's ugly head no matter how many times you flush.

Blake is like a bturd. Can't get rid of him no matter how many times I flush.

by Uncle Boe October 14, 2010

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 20, 2010