Definitions by Uncle Boe

Letter to the President 

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

Letter to the President by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

Presidential Letter by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Bturd 

A turd that keeps rearing it's ugly head no matter how many times you flush.

Blake is like a bturd. Can't get rid of him no matter how many times I flush.

Bturd by Uncle Boe October 17, 2010

BBPP 

(Bubble Bubble Puff Puff) To indicate that someone has been smoking pot.(From the sound of a hit being taken from a bong)

What the hell is David talking about?

I dunno. BBPP.

BBPP by Uncle Boe September 25, 2010