Definitions by Unchangeable Bird

clitanus 

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.

You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!

clitanus by Unchangeable Bird August 3, 2017

Count Frumpula 

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

Count Frumpula by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

wet dock 

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.

We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.

wet dock by Unchangeable Bird August 22, 2011