Un Sporko Magnifico's definitions

Asshat

One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.

Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!

by Un Sporko Magnifico July 15, 2008

The 'Orrible 'Oo

Fan term for classic rock band The Who.

Who cares if the remaining Who sold out? It was great to see The 'Orrible 'Oo on Friday, man.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Red Forman

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.

If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Revolver

1966 album by one of the -- if not THE -- greatest bands of all time, The Beatles. Should get more overall influential credit than Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream...

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

black converse

A shoe of choice for emo kids. Not always worn by those of emo labeling, but a pretty common staple of their ... footwear. Uh, yeah.

First, I need a pair of black Converse. Then, I need to download a few new screamo songs to cut by. I'm going to slit my arms tonight and write a broken love letter song in my blood.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

goo goo g'joob

1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.

2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.

1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.

2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005