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HEARTBREAKOLYPSE

THE CONDITION THAT DUMPED MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WHICH WAS CAUSED BY THEIR EXS' BREAKING UP WITH THEM. THIS CONDITION WILL LAST FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SADNESS, LONELINESS, ETC AND AFFECTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
JOHN DOE IS GOING THRU A **SEVERE HEARTBREAKOLYPSE!!**
by Umbilicus December 10, 2022
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