2 definitions by Uhhhh daddy
An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.
Person 1: who’s that guy
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020
Josie turned me down last night and then I ended up fucking this ugly bitch, I call her fat Francesca.
by Uhhhh daddy June 30, 2023