Definitions by Uhhhh daddy

Ugly Bitch

What I always end up fucking after my late night “I miss you texts” to all the hot bitches fail.

Josie turned me down last night and then I ended up fucking this ugly bitch, I call her fat Francesca.

Ugly Bitch by Uhhhh daddy June 30, 2023

Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

Zach by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020