USAF Cadet 's definitions

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

rope

A rope is a long rope-like cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I shot ropes!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

Succubus

A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.

Oh Wow! Look! A Succubus must have visited me last night!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Penalty Box

A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.

I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

chad

A chad is the area between a guy's asshole and his nut-sack.

When I rim Matt, I like to smell and lick his chad too!

by USAF Cadet June 17, 2021

Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.

Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

rim-gasm

A rim-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when another guy licks and fucks his asshole with his tongue, stimulating his prostate until he squirts his load.

I rimmed Matt's asshole and caused him to have a rim-gasm - then I fucked him until we both had cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet March 21, 2021