USAF Cadet 's definitions

Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.

Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021

Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.

Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.

Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.

When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021