USAF Cadet 's definitions

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.

Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.

I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

cum-sickle

A cum-sickle is a frozen condom full of cumgasms.

A cum-sickle is one of my favorite desserts!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

key & keyhole

A key & keyhole are a guy with a big dick and his best friend's butt-hole.

My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020