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Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
Get the toke-gasmmug. A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
Get the cardboard toilet paper tubemug. "let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.
Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !
by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021
Get the let it cummug. The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
Get the The early bird gets the wormmug. butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.
I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!
by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021
Get the butt-crack cummug. A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
Get the sink jack-offmug. naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the naked water-skiingmug.