mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.

Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!

by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

Best Buds

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.

Matt and I are Best Buds!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

suck-shack

A suck-shack is a glory-hole.

I'm horny - - let's go to the Colorado Springs suck-shack!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

bareback

bareback means to fuck a guy in his boy-hole or mouth without wearing a condom.

My cadet roomie, Matt, always fucks me bareback -- he says fucking someone wearing a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020