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wick-gasm

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
mugGet the wick-gasmmug.

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021
mugGet the hand-job deluxemug.

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
mugGet the Wonder-Bed Cumgasmmug.

FratX Night

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
mugGet the FratX Nightmug.

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
mugGet the cummug.

double-dick

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.
Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
mugGet the double-dickmug.

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
mugGet the ass-wipemug.

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