butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.

When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021

8"

8" is length of some guys' dicks.

Matt and I both have 8" dicks!

by USAF Cadet July 09, 2021

designated cum-licker

A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.

A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!

by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020