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That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
Get the foot-long hot-dogmug. Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
Get the Fleshlight cummug. by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
Get the chocolate sexmug. Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
Get the Trump-gasmmug. Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.
I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!
by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021
Get the Go fuck yourself !mug. An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the inflatable spinemug. An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
Get the indelible markermug.