guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020

back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.

Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised

I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.

Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

Gay Bukkake

Gay Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a hottie being ejaculated on by seven plus guys who take turns spit-roasting him, but just before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cum-whore's fuck-chute and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.

Some cadets cornered me in the locker-room today and gave me Gay Bukkake!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.

One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!

by USAF Cadet September 02, 2021