clean-cut

Matt and I are clean-cut cadets - when I suck his dick it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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shadow-gasm

A shadow-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off and has a rope-gasm in the shadows of a dark room.
I was jacking off in my room and I saw my shadow having a ropey shadow-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
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de-twittered

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.
tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.
Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!
by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021
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MBSCSDD

A MBSCSDD is a Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing.
tRumpty was a MBSCSDD!
by USAF Cadet September 03, 2021
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hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!
Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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