dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

A shadow-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off and has a rope-gasm in the shadows of a dark room.

I was jacking off in my room and I saw my shadow having a ropey shadow-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.

tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

Matt and I are clean-cut cadets - when I suck his dick it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.

I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

sexting is sending sexually explicit text messages to someone showing things recorded on your i-Phone.

Matt likes sexting pictures of me sucking his dick, and then he sends them to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021