USAF Cadet 's definitions

indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!

by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

chocolate sex

chocolate sex

chocolate sex is fucking a guy ins his asshole.

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021