USAF Cadet's definitions

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021