Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
by USAF Cadet November 08, 2020
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020