USAF Cadet's definitions

butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

down ... all the way down!

"down ... all the way down!" is what the guy with his hard dick in your mouth says to you, his cocksucker, when he wants you to take more of his cock in your mouth so he can get it down your throat.

I sucked this dude in the cadet showers this morning, and he kept saying "down ... all the way down!" so he could have a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet June 20, 2021

blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.

I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!

by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021

solobate

To solobate is for a guy to wrap his fingers around his dick and jack off by himself.

When I'm home alone, I solobate!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

cigar fuck

A cigar fuck is the screwing of a guy's asshole with a long, fat Cuban cigar.

Matt gave me a cigar fuck and then made me lick it clean after I shot my load so I could taste my own butt-juice!

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021