USAF Cadet's definitions

preferred masturbation toy

A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.

I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

Ser

"Ser" is what I have to call the cadets who are part of the Nights of the Round Table as I kneel before them and ask "May I suck your dick?" See "Nights of the Round Table"

Ser, May I suck your dick?

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020