Definitions by USAF Cadet

Rate My Schlong ! 

Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!

Matt and I are still averaging a 10.0 on Rate My Schlong !

Rate My Schlong ! by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

ball-bag 

A ball-bag is a sac-de-noix.

Hey Matt -- lick my ball-bag and make me cum!

ball-bag by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

Cum-Crust by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

-gasm

A -gasm is anything that makes a guy's cock feel cumtastic and cum-gasmic.

I sucked Matt's big toe and I had toe-gasm!

-gasm by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Door County-gasm 

A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.

I went to Door County with Matt, and had several Door County-gasms while there!

Door County-gasm by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

butt-hook

A butt-hook is a large rubber-coated meat-hook that some dungeons are equipped with. A dungeon-master shoves the hook up a guy's ass and supports his weight while the guy is blindfolded with his hands handcuffed behind his back. He then grabs the guy's ears or hair and pulls the guy's mouth over it to suck him off until the guy cums himself through the cock-cage he's wearing.

I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and while there somebody drugged me with Viagra and Chloroform. I passed out, and when I woke up, I had this butt-hook up my ass and was handcuffed and wearig a cock-cage. This naked dude was pulling my mouth over his cock fucking my boy-hole and one of the other guys doing it to me was Matt, -- I recognized the taste of his dick and cum! Then - I blew my own load!

butt-hook by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

cum-mop 

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.

When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

cum-mop by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021