MBSCSDD

A MBSCSDD is a Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing.
tRumpty was a MBSCSDD!
by USAF Cadet September 03, 2021
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toilet attendant

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.
I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!
by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
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tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.
One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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horta

A horta is a big, fat dick with a small head.
I sucked a guy off in the cadet showers this morning -- he a had a mouth-filling horta!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.
I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
by USAF Cadet November 04, 2020
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p-spot

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.
He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
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