wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 05, 2021

Happy Halloweenie !

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.

Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

skull-fuck

a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.

Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!

by USAF Cadet November 08, 2020

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

prat

A prat is a cadet who is spoiled, arrogant, and rich with blond hair, blue eyes, and a big circumcised dick.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me a prat -- dunno, maybe I am! (btw, I'm the cadet in the giphy - at the far right bottom of the end.}

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021