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I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021
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A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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My soccer team-mates gave me a Saran-gasm this afternoon after practice! I was sooo ... hot - my body and our dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Get the nut-juice mug.To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.
Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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