Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.

Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

by USAF Cadet January 05, 2021

fucking awesome

fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.

I was taking care of my morning wood earlier -- it was fucking awesome -- I had a perfect-gasm!

by USAF Cadet May 04, 2021

Dynamic Duo

The Dynamic Duo are two upper-classmen cadets who regulary spit-roast hot younger cadets like me.

Yeah -- Brad and collin are the Dynamic Duo -- they're coming to my room to spit-roast me - - wanna join us?

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

milk

To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."

Matt and his friends held me down and milked me for two hours!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

catcher

A catcher is a guy who likes to be fucked in his mouth or asshole.

I'm versatile, but my preference is to be the catcher!

by USAF Cadet August 08, 2021