Definitions by USAF Cadet

I'm almost there 

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

I'm almost there by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

go down on 

go down on means to suck a guy's dick

Matt and I go down on each other nearly every day!

go down on by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

whip-gasm 

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.

If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!

whip-gasm by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

e-stim 

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.

Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!

e-stim by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

shoot & scoot 

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

shoot & scoot by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

snow 

snow is cumcaine

We all jacked off and snorted snow!

snow by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

hamburger helper 

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

hamburger helper by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021