USAF Cadet's definitions

Mile-High Club Royale

The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.

Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.

When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

tit-gasm

A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.

Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

brat-fuck

A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.

Chris gave me a brat-fuck last night and made me eat the thing afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020