USAF Cadet's definitions

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.

When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.

My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021