Definitions by UP AND ATOM
shit splash
You may or may not feel shit splash if you just ate at Cici's Pizza (diarreah).
Also, if you piss before shitting, you will get the shit splash and piss combo.
Also, if you piss before shitting, you will get the shit splash and piss combo.
shit splash by UP AND ATOM April 10, 2015
pornian slip
An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.
Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!
It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.
It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.
pornian slip by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011
Dumpelstiltskin
The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.
Dumpelstiltskin by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010
anacomically correct
Relating and/or comparing a form of media such as a movie or cartoon to its corresponding comic books series.
This method of seeing if a movie is anacomically correct is more than often performed by nerds who have never seen vagina except for their mothers' during the birthing process.
Average movie goer: The Dark Knight was good, but was it anacomically correct??
Comic book nerd: ACTUALLY, the Joker's hair is much shorter in the comics...(Usually, one stops listening to the useless ranting after about the first sentence.)
Average movie goer: The Dark Knight was good, but was it anacomically correct??
Comic book nerd: ACTUALLY, the Joker's hair is much shorter in the comics...(Usually, one stops listening to the useless ranting after about the first sentence.)
anacomically correct by UP AND ATOM January 13, 2009
fridge scan
The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.
Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)
fridge scan by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007