Tyson the Bastard's definitions

Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.

I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragged her there.

by Tyson the Bastard May 27, 2006

Face Razor

The process of ripping a person's leg hairs out with your teeth. Most commonly used as a threat, instead of an actual practice.

If you grab me one more time, I'm going to give you a face razor and show you the meaning of pain.

by Tyson the Bastard May 18, 2006

Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.

Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.

by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006

Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.

I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragger her there.

by Tyson the Bastard May 22, 2006

Legsie

A game in which at least two guys, usually wearing shorts, try to rip eachother's leg hair out.

Yeah, we were supposed to be watching the game, but Nick and I just were playing legsie the whole time.

by Tyson the Bastard May 18, 2006