jizz fingers

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats
Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin
by Tyler Shmow November 24, 2007
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katamari

picking something up without even thinking about it
(after picking up his keys from the table before rushing out the door)
- "dude you just katamaried that shit"
by Tyler Shmow November 24, 2007
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