Tyler Shmow's definitions

jizz fingers

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007

katamari

picking something up without even thinking about it

(after picking up his keys from the table before rushing out the door)
- "dude you just katamaried that shit"

by Tyler Shmow December 26, 2007