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Definitions by Tyler Durden.

McDoucher 

1. Person who always complicates orders at fast food resturants particuraly McDonalds.

2. Someone who will make large or complicated orders near closing time at fast food restuants particulary McDonalds.
Customer: "I'll have a McDouble hold the mustard onions and burger and add chicken mayo tomato and mushrooms."

Employee: "What a McDoucher."

Empolyee 1: "This lady ordered thirteen cheese burgers and we close in five minutes"

Empolyee 2: "She's such a McDoucher"
McDoucher by Tyler Durden. August 7, 2010

Menu Whisperer

Any person that doesn't speak loud enough or mumbles while trying to order food in a drive-thru at any fast food resturant.
Customer: "I'll have a number sev....without any oni....and a....coke with......ice and......cheese...pickles.....french fries...................coke.........bun........

Employee: "I can't understand you quit being a menu whisperer."
Menu Whisperer by Tyler Durden. August 7, 2010