Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tyler Drainville

Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

A common typo of haha. People usually think you're a fucking retard when you say it.

Person1: Lmao, owned.
Person 2: Gaga!
Person 1: wtf?

Oh my dear sweet god.

Variation of "omg" (oh my god).

Person1: OMDSG! That noob stole my avatar!!!!
Person2: OMFG! KILL HIM!!!!