When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
by Tyler BL May 02, 2008
by Tyler bl September 30, 2006
When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.
"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."
"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"
"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"
by Tyler bl February 03, 2009
A teenage girl usually (14-18) who continually does things that are bad for her in order to find love and affection from a man. However, this young woman rarely finds what shes looking for. -Comes from the way the main character pronounces name of the promiscuous-hippie character "Jenny" in Forrest Gump.
by Tyler Bl December 02, 2006