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Buzzcock

A dildo that also happens to vibrate. A vibrator. This device can be used by females and males alike, however when used by the female they can stimulate the clit with the vibration, or penetrate the snatch with sheer force. The combination of these two however, can provide for a multi dimensional orgasm in which the female will cum like a baby gorilla.
Alex: hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Jake: well, I was gonna hang with Kendall but she told me her buzzcock would probably do a better job. so I contemplating hanging myself since a buzzcock was replacing my crank piece.
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 6, 2016
mugGet the Buzzcockmug.

Snap-somnia

When someone replies to you on Snapchat during a conversation, usually a while later, and you totally forget what you said in the first place.
I sent this girl a dick pic last night, and the next morning she snapchatted me and told me "wow that is small." I had no idea what she was talking about because I had Snap-somnia.
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016
mugGet the Snap-somniamug.

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