Definitions by Ty Does Moose Stuff

Buzzcock 

A dildo that also happens to vibrate. A vibrator. This device can be used by females and males alike, however when used by the female they can stimulate the clit with the vibration, or penetrate the snatch with sheer force. The combination of these two however, can provide for a multi dimensional orgasm in which the female will cum like a baby gorilla.

Alex: hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Jake: well, I was gonna hang with Kendall but she told me her buzzcock would probably do a better job. so I contemplating hanging myself since a buzzcock was replacing my crank piece.

Buzzcock by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 6, 2016

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016