Definitions by Two tone cock

Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.

Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"

Monkeybump by Two tone cock June 21, 2009

scissorhump 

(v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping.

Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if they are gonna scissorhump or munch rug.

scissorhump by Two tone cock January 1, 2009

mouch 

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

mouch by Two tone cock January 12, 2008

mouch 

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

mouch by Two tone cock January 11, 2008